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/ 11:09 PM
Gosh. i think time passes exceptionally fast on weekends :( so it's a monday tomorrow! yes, AGAIN. yet the beginning of another long and mentally-exhausting countdown till the next weekends. how pathetic, i'm relying on weekends to pull me through school. Homeworkhomeworkhomework. bane of my life. aargh. Anyway here's a compilation of the lame stuff i've heard these past few days: 人生是困难的, 从满考验, 悲伤 和痛苦。 当你跌到时, 要勇敢地站起来, 充满信心 大声说: “干那赛, 谁推我?” And here's another one i heard from qiu: 简单的 IQ 题: 人什么时候想和汽水? 答案:孤单时。 为什么? 因为张栋梁说过:当你孤单你会想汽水! Yeah it's typically qiu. hahaha. And of course, yanne's latest ones! Question: what do you call a fish without eyes? Answer: follicle stimulating hormone (FSH) Question: what do you call a deer without eyes? Answer: no idea (no eye deer) Hahahahaha. ohmygosh i'm damn amused. heehee. Okayokay it's obvious i'm procrastinating by doing stupid stuff like compiling jokes. gah. shall go and attempt to complete my homework now (my eyelids are starting to feel heavy oh no)
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